May 2012
7 posts
END OF ACT 1
MEANWHILE, 1 SECOND IN THE PAST
> END OF ACT 1
Carrot: CUT THE CAKE
> MEANWHILE, 1 SECOND IN THE PAST
Carrot: Get to work. Get this show on the road....
> Carrot: CUT THE CAKE
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…Oh
> Carrot: Get to work. Get this show on the road. Time to do “Da Magiks!”
Sherbet: Quickly proceed to stare out of that...
…MOTHER OF CELE-
Wait a minute… You have already used this face before! Why in Equestria would you need to use it again so soon?
On second thought, you realize it’s been quite some time, but your sight catches a more concerning thing that your range of expressions could catch in…
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…What the hay just happened here?! The room has been completely changed, your cart is open and probably have melted all your ice cream, and there appears to be a ghost of your mascot floating before you! This is the last time you have any ALCOHOLIC ICE CREAM FLOATS.
What’s this? It seems the ghost-bear is pointing to the WINDOW. Why would it be doing that?
> Sherbet: Quickly...
February 2012
5 posts
Sherbet: Return to suite.
Phew, that was some day! It must have been the greatest day of your life in fact! And now, only optimism fills your heart as you head to your new home to prepare for your new amazing job as the princess’s PERSONAL DESSERT CHEF.
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It seems that something has caught the attention of the small creature. Hopefully, nothing bad will come out of this…
> Sherbet: Return to Suite
Sherbet: Be the bear.
Sherbet can’t currently be the bear because he is already following instructions from the computer. you can only watch as he is told to carry stuff around and press buttons of machines that seem to appear out of nowhere.
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PESTERLOG:
> Sherbet: Be the bear.
Sherbet: Meanwhile, back at the suite...
It appears as though someone or something has hacked into your CART-TOP, and began to install a program of unknown origin.
The hacker also appeared to have opened the hatch. inside a small BABY POLAR BEAR peeked out. Well, it’s none other than SNOWFLAKE, Sherbet’s PET AND ASSISTANT. he seems to be eager to be let free.
> Be someone else again
January 2012
25 posts
Sherbet: Write a classy response to Princess Luna....
You attempt to write the most fanciest LETTER you have ever written. Unfortunately, writing a letter while BLIND was probably not a good idea. Hopefully, the princess will understand that she has agreed to come and will bring the song of her people.
> Sherbet: Begin fan-girling. and initiate “dream-come-true” Disney-esque montage.
Sherbet: Begin fan-girling. and initiate...
You proceed to your adventure to CANTERLOT. Leaving your stuff unattended in the designated room you were given, you decide to take a tour around the city, as illustrated in this IMAGE MONTAGE. You sure look like you’re having fun!
> Sherbet: Meanwhile, back at the suite…
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PESTERLOG:
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Carrot: Answer Carrottop
PESTERLOG:
> IN THE MEANWHILE, NOT TOO FAR AWAY
IN THE MEANWHILE, NOT TOO FAR AWAY
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… Mother of CELESTIA!
> Sherbet: Write a classy response to Princess Luna. While stilling being blind and Scottish.
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Sherbet: Read letter like a blind Scottish woman.
Before going outside to get the letter, you suddenly get the urge to wear your Scottish Kilt and Badass Blindpony Sunglasses. Honestly, you don’t need the glasses, for you are not blind, but you have to admit that the kilt is very comfotable. it makes you feel liberated, which is a good sensation after working for Dreambaker for a while now.
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Sherbet: find the source of the noise!
You decide to investigate the source of the song. Well would you look at that! It seems like somepony is trying to pester you via your ICARUS-MODEL ICE CREAM CART-TOP. Usually you’re not allowed to check Pesterchum during work, but you think it wouldn’t hurt to take a peek while your boss is out.
You continue to have a conversation with the someone who’s pestering you....
Carrot: Abandon Ship, i.e. leap off of the face of...
You wanted to do that, but the door to the staircase seems to be blocked by some heavy object, it won’t budge!
> Carrot: Answer Carrottop
[S?] Unlocked Pony: Input name
Wow… You must admit that many of these name suggestions are bad. Did they not think of the character’s color scheme and cutie ma- Oh wait, looks like somepony suggested the perfect name.
You are now Sherbet. Your boss just left the bakery for some unknown VITAL ERRANDS that honestly do not interest you. In fact, you don’t even like working at the bakery at all. They say...
Carrot: Look out of the window; Check for meteors
Yeeep, still there, and definitly a LOT CLOSER than the last time you checked.
Infact, by now you could GEOGRAPHICALLY ANALYZE this meteor and check what it’s made of, but you guess this would help you barely as you’re going to be squashed a second later after acquiring that wisdom.
Situation’s looking pretty ugly, damn that meteor is moving fast. Oh boy, Carrot, what are you...
Carrot: Wake up!
You decide to stop dreaming of PIERCING METEORS and ACT ENDS, and return back into the world of the conscious.
Speaking of which, what actually happened to that meteor, anyway?
> Carrot: Look out of the window; Check for meteors
Carrot: Realize that Act 1 is not over yet.
You wanted to do that, but you are simply too busy BEING ASLEEP.
> Be someone else
Carrot: END OF ACT 1?
> Carrot: Realize that Act 1 is not over yet.
Carrot: END OF ACT 1
> END OF ACT 1?
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> END OF ACT 1
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"your hoof is the hoof that will pierce the...
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> “your hoof is the hoof that will pierce the heavens! “
Carrot: CAKE PUNCH THE METEOR!
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December 2011
29 posts
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Maybe she was unlocked by an achievement? As if you were good enough to actually reach one at this time.
Well, apparently, you also get to suggest a name for her.
Why don’t you go and do that?
Unlocked Pony: Input name
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It appears that the flash has taken you to yet another CHARACTER, possibly a PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN one..
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"how about making a vow to that bitch you praise,...
“Excuse me, weird voice in my head?”, you say. “Not only that your extensive use of foul words and heresy against the royal overlords lowers your credibility to a new minimum, it is also out of question that I would ever leave my wife.”
Seriously, what could EVER happen that would make you end up being unfaithful to your wife? You’re nothing without her, how would...
"hey boneyard, pretend that there's a bunch of...
You would love to do that, but the thing up there in the sky which seems to be on direct collision course with your home kinda distracts you.
Infact, you can’t think of anything else than this BIG METEOR coming straight torwards the direction of YOUR FACE. If that thing were to fall onto you, you sure would get some heavy bruises and probably a whole lot of other lethal injuries.
Oh...
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> “hey boneyard, pretend that there’s a bunch of good-for-nothing foals playing on your yard”
"you there boy, look out of the window"
You proceed to follow the order of the weird voice and look out of the window. You mean, sure, why not, what harm could there be?
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Sadly though, this is not how things work. As much as you would love to set that weepy piece of horseapples on fire, you can’t. Not only that you have yet to receive the control, it’s also that it is not as easy as buying a stove, commanding him to cook something, let the whole room catch on flames and fondly regard his plumbbob turning red.
A real shame, you think. Something like...
Rocketo: Set room on fire. Observe
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Rocketo: Observe that pony
You keep OBSERVING THE PONY.
Apparently, he, assuming it is male, seems to be panicking about the voices in his head. And while doing so, he seems to do a stupid dance or what the hay that is supposed to express. That’s what you can observe. You fondly regard SUGRB running on his holographic computer unit, what a great game. Let’s see if he likes it, too!
He doesn’t seem to...
Enter name.
Well, that name sounds pretty weird and stupid to you, but you guess this’ll have to do.
You are now DR. ROCKETO PUNCHU ADORABLE, but you guess you can be referred as ROCKETO for typing convenience.
What will you do?
> Rocketo: Observe that pony
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And so, you embark on your quest to obtain the MISSING INGREDIENTS when all of a sudden, a WILD FLASH OF LIGHT appears! Apparently, this story shall be left to be told another day.
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"let me introduce myself"
You are now PAST FUTURE PAST FUR- you get what I mean - WEIRD COLLECTION OF LINES AND FILLS that is supposed to RESEMBLE A PONY YET TO BE REVEALED.
Altough it barely has recognizable form for reasons too boring to explain YET, it will still be given a name.
And what will its name be?
> Enter name.
"glad you made it to the party"
Party, what? What party?
You’re starting to doubt this is only your imagination. Maybe the voices are not emerging from your mind. Maybe.
Or maybe you’ll have to find the best psychotherapist in Equestria.
And in that case, fast, before you do something really stupid!
> “let me introduce myself”
